(This post may look familiar, but it’s been updated and finished…there was a bit of a WordPress mishap last time and it was published before it was ready…now my thoughts are all accurately reflected!)

I remember, as a kid, planning my future with my sister and all of our plans always included us together…we’d raise our kids together; we’d take them to the beach together; we’d go on vacation together.  As kids, we spent hours on the beach making future plans.  Our husbands would grill together and golf together while we’d spend our day at the spa (not sure if that’s really what we imagined…it may have just been a day of painting our nails, but a day at the spa sure sounds dreamy right now).  Our kids would be the best of friends.  I’m pretty sure we even planned to have our houses built next to each other.

Life has proved to be less accommodating to our plans than our imaginations and while I only live three and a half hours away there are times when I notice that whether it’s three and a half hours or 30 hours, distance makes a difference. I see it when we visit and there are certain traditions that my mom and my sister have together like nights at the opera and quick trips to the bookstore together.  There are certain things that my nephew experiences with my parents that my kids don’t and probably never will. Weekly rituals like Sunday dinner and daily rituals like summer visits to the pool; surprise visits from Granny when they’re in the middle of school and trips to the library with her; dinner out with Pappy.  Things that are just a part of their normal routine.  Sure we get to experience those as we visit and they willingly accept us into the fold of their flock when we’re there but it’s never quite the same as what I imagined.

Growing up, I was a military brat and so we moved around and we didn’t have extended family around.  No cousins at our birthday parties; no aunts to turn to during the teenage years when I declared my mom to be my enemy; no giant family gatherings.  Just an occasional visit to my parents’ hometown where we were readily welcomed but never quite comfortable with the intimacy of large family gatherings.  My mom’s side of the family was always quick to include us, but it still never felt exactly right.  My little immediate family felt right. That’s what I knew.  I knew my mom, my dad, and my sister.  And I just always assumed that would be my life.  I assumed it would always be the four of us in some variation. Throw in a husband for each of us and a handful of kids, but the four of us would remain steady.

When my mom was raising us, she was far from her family.  Sometimes really far.  I know she knows how I feel…wishing the visit from Granny wasn’t such a huge occasion that we can’t do the normal stuff so she’ll never get to experience any degree of normalcy with us.  Wishing that we could all be a part of the everyday seams of one another’s lives.  But unlike my mom, I’m not married to a military man.  There is no promise of a maybe we’ll move back home someday (and I have no idea if my mom thrived on that idea…I just know that I would).  We’re here.  They are there.  I don’t see that changing.  Ever.  I have to find peace with the circumstances.  Even though sometimes my heart breaks because I miss their physical presence in my everyday life.

My peace comes in little ways.  Sometimes I call my dad with a cooking question that I can easily look up online because I just want to hear his voice. Sometimes I call my sister just to chat because it makes it feel like she’s here and she could just bring over a cup of sugar if I needed it but, of course, she can’t.  I call and ask my mom’s opinion about something so simple just because I want to feel like she’s a part everyday life. Thank God for modern technology and free long-distance phone calls.

However, life away from my family has offered me a different perspective.  I cherish the time that we do spend together.  There’s no time for us to argue or quibble over the insignificant…we’re too busy soaking up the moments together.  A conversation with my parents is rarely a quick mindless task, but rather, a moment I take to soak up their proverbial wisdom.  I tend to cram our days at my parents with events…we hop from place to place with my sister and nephew in tow and we make beautiful memories.  Really, my cup is full of lovely afternoons spent hiking with Leslie and Alex and mornings exploring the nooks and cranny of the city my family calls home.  Even the end of the meal dinner with everyone gathered around the table is marked with significance…it’s a chance for all of us to be together and because it isn’t an everyday occurrence, it is extremely special.  Would it be so special if we did it more often?  Seems that the more often we do things, the more we take it for granted, so I can’t pretend that this turn of events…me living away from my family…is a bad thing.  In fact, I think it might just be a good thing.  Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side…life is about learning to appreciate the grass on our own side.  And I am learning to do that.

I remember once, when Dax and I first got married, I insisted that we go “on vacation” to visit his family.  He laughed.  Why would we do that, he wondered…they literally only lived 5 minutes down the road.  Because, I insisted, when you’re thrown together in one house and are committed to spending a weekend together, relationships happen.  He went along with my crazy scheme (as did my in-laws) and that is still one of the most memorable weekends with his family that I have.  We did things together that we don’t normally do.  It was a chance to be shoved together in a way that enforces bonding.  Which is the exact thing that happens every time I visit with my family.  While we may never be a part of each others’ every day, the times we spend together are marked with a unique code…one that makes each moment special and memorable.  A blessing in disguise.

Moving around and lacking extended family nearby offered us, as a military family, an opportunity to establish bonds more closely within our immediate family and I think being raised that way made me think it would always be that way.  We had a lot of opportunities as military kids that other kids didn’t have and while I’m eternally grateful for those opportunities, sometimes I think I’d trade those opportunities for roots. Deep real roots. Relationships with my grandparents. Sunday dinner with extended family. Play dates and sleepovers with my cousins.  Stories about what this town was like when I was a kid.  Random run-ins with kids I played with in grade school.  Instead I have beautiful stories about the places I’ve visited, the people I’ve met and the experience of having a sister who was, not only, my constant playmate, but also (and still is) my best friend.  Hmm, when I put it like that, the lack of roots seems less important because I guess I had my own form of roots.  But the roots that I know and built my life upon have been yanked out.  And maybe that’s where this deep longing comes from…I’m still a girl without roots.  No roots to this town.  No roots to family here.  But, despite marrying into a welcoming new family and finding my groove in a town I timidly call home, I can’t just grow new roots overnight.  But I can keep trying.  And isn’t that what gives our lives meaning?  The choice to try and adapt.  The choice to allow ourselves the opportunity to grow.  Growth breeds happiness, as long as we embrace that growth with open arms.

My life is full.  I have women close by that have become like surrogate moms to me and I have my sister-in-law who is my dear friend and feels like a sister and while its not the same, it is fulfilling and beautiful, if I choose to see it that way.  And I do choose.

I am thankful that my kids have the roots I so desperately crave.  And they have extended family here.  While it’s not mine by blood, it is theirs.  I like that they have cousins who are best friends and we see them often.  I like that they have grandparents nearby.

I am thankful that when I crave a large family gathering, there’s a large family here to gather with.  And that my in-laws have accepted me as one of their own and I’m welcomed as a daughter and a sister anytime I’m willing to embrace them.  And while all of that doesn’t lessen the craving for my family, it certainly softens the blow.

I miss my family being a part of my everyday.  I am thankful for all the ways that they are present…the visits and the phone calls and the occasional note sent via snail mail.  While my sister and I may not live next door to each other, I’m thankful that it’s only three and a half hours.  Our kids are still best friends despite the distance.  Our husbands do golf together and we do sometimes take our kids to the beach together, so all is not lost.  It’s just not quite what I imagined.  And while some days, it still feels like we’re a world apart, I’m thankful for the days when our worlds collide and memories are made.  The grass on my side of the fence really is quite green indeed.

I’ve always dreaded Mass in the winter.  I naturally tend to feel overwhelmed in crowds but then add the coughing and sneezing that tags along with cold months and I’m a mental mess before service begins.  I try to choose our seats wisely, but there’s always a good chance that someone around us spends a good part of the Mass hacking away.  I’m like a beacon, calling the sick.  Or maybe I’m just hypersensitive to all the bodily noises around me (much more likely).  Either way, I hate that the one place I seek peace (and the one place peace probably actually exists) is the one place that peace alludes me…completely.  I spend the hour, suffering, wondering what funk we’re collecting this week.

Last winter, I read and re-posted a short article where the author begged her readers, “please don’t go to Mass this Christmas” if you’re sick.  She gently made her case and reminded readers, “I know that it’s painful to think about missing Christmas Mass, and you really are feeling better, but better doesn’t mean not-contagious. I’m coming to you as the mother of a child with an auto-immune disease and begging you to be merciful this Christmas. Your “almost better” could land her, the elderly, the very young, those on chemotherapy, etc in the hospital or, depending on the illness, even kill them.”  Her article seemed to be directed more at people who were at the tail end of an illness, not in the midst of one.  I think she was relying on common sense to dictate the obvious…if you are in the throes of an illness, you are better off staying home.  What appears to be a mild cold to an adult could be the croup or RSV to a child.  What is an annoying virus to you could be the beginning of a miserable experience, an illness plagued by complications, for someone with an auto-immune disease or an elderly person.  Common courtesy dictates that we share love, not germs.  I am, in no way, advocating a world where we all live in bubbles, but I am asking if you are sick, be kind and considerate.

Recently, we visited a church for Mass and were greeted, hesitantly, by a sick priest.  He still shook our hands, but warned us that he was sick.  I hastened to grab the germ-x to clean our hands after, but as Mass wore on and the poor priest continued to look and sound miserable, it occurred to me that the moment was quickly approaching when we would have to receive communion from his hands.  The same hands that had been covering his mouth each time he coughed.  The same communion that was being prayed over, while being coughed over.  I glanced over at the deacon and reassured myself that things might turn out fine because perhaps he would be handing out communion.  Perhaps Father would sit this one out.  Then the peace offering came.  I watched as the priest offered peace to the deacon and each of the altar servers and I cringed.  Those germs were being passed along to all the hands who were preparing to serve food to a congregation of elderly people and children.  The moment came.  While Dax, William and I managed to receive from the deacon, Joseph was one of the congregation who received the Body of Christ directly from Father’s hands.  But regardless of where Joseph received the Eucharist, the fact remained that Father had handed out the Eucharist to half of the people gathered there that day…half of the people gathered were now exposed to whatever bug Father had.

We left Mass and I felt utterly defeated.  Already I spend Mass worrying about who’s coughing around me, now I could add worrying about the Eucharistic ministers’ health to my list (this week it was the priest who was sick, next week would it be the deacon?).  I thought maybe this whole episode was a stark reminder of how as humans we often lack complete faith.  I thought maybe I misunderstood and perhaps the Body of Christ is protected from all germs.  I thought maybe this was a ploy by the devil to shake my faith.  After all, the moment I left church, I thought to myself, how will I ever receive communion again without worrying about what the hands that are feeding me are covered in?  This devilish ploy seemed to be working.

After arriving home, I couldn’t stop thinking about it.  I wasn’t so much worried about us all getting sick as much as I was annoyed about the lack of common courtesy.  If I invite someone over for a meal, I always wash my hands before preparing food (and I’m not even going to put food directly into anyone’s mouth!).  Why should it be any different when serving the Eucharist?  In fact, you would think it would be even more important for everyone to wash their hands…it’s the Body of Christ, after all.  As Catholics we believe in transubstantiation…while it may look and taste like bread, it isn’t symbolic.  That is truly the Body of Christ.  Clean hands seem not only appropriate but required.

And truthfully, I’m not even just suggesting that those who are sick and handing out the Eucharist should wash their hands.  On the contrary, I am suggesting that those who are sick should abstain from handing out the Eucharist whereas those who are distributing, should be expected to wash their hands.  On their website about how flu is spread, the CDC states the following..

Most healthy adults may be able to infect other people beginning 1 day before symptoms develop and up to 5 to 7 days after becoming sick. Children may pass the virus for longer than 7 days. Symptoms start 1 to 4 days after the virus enters the body. That means that you may be able to pass on the flu to someone else before you know you are sick, as well as while you are sick. Some people can be infected with the flu virus but have no symptoms. During this time, those persons may still spread the virus to others.

After reflecting a little more, I remembered that the last few times we visited the Austin area, each of the Catholic churches there had something in common.  After the peace offering, each person who would be distributing the Eucharist (the priest and deacon included and, of course, all extraordinary ministers) all washed their hands with a squirt of antibacterial alcohol sanitizer.  After a little digging, I found that, while there is no Diocesan policy in Austin regarding hand washing, many of the churches there have chosen to adopt a sanitizing rule of etiquette between the peace offering and distribution of communion.

I visited the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops’ website and found this:

What measures should be taken in Roman Catholic liturgies in the United States of America during flu season?

Priests, deacons, and extraordinary ministers of Holy Communion should be especially reminded of the need to practice good hygiene. Ministers of Holy Communion should always wash their hands before Mass begins; a further precaution suggests using an alcohol-based anti-bacterial solution before and after distributing Holy Communion.  The faithful should be instructed not to receive from the chalice if they feel ill.

Hmm, ministers of Holy Communion should always wash their hands before Mass begins?  I asked a few extraordinary ministers I know if that is a practice they follow.  The resounding answer was no, so either that rule has changed or it’s not a rule that’s followed (shoot, maybe it’s not even a rule at all, just a suggestion).  Regardless of whether the rule is followed or not, the fact that the USCCB even addresses the issue and suggests hand washing and even anti-bacterial solution leads me to believe that there is no miraculous germ killing happening between sick hands and the Eucharist.

Also, the faithful should be instructed not to receive from the chalice if they feel ill?  While to me it seems like common sense, I can say with absolute certainty, that this is the first time I have ever heard (or, in this case, read) that.  I know what it is to love the Lord and crave Holy Communion, but in the case of illness, perhaps we should look outside ourselves and remember that there is a collective audience out there who has come to receive the graces bestowed through Communion…not a communicable disease.

I agree wholeheartedly with Rebecca…If we’re kind-of under the weather, should we still be going to Mass?  Can I just say how much I love you people who ask this question? You’re sick enough to have the Get-Out-of-Mass-Free card right there in your grasp, and yet your love of God, hunger for the Eucharist, and sense of duty have you yearning to be there.  Here’s how I see it – if you’re (or your kids are) sick enough to be asking that question, then please stay home.  Rebecca’s article seemed geared toward those of us in the congregation, however, I’d like to extend the sentiments to those who are serving the Mass….the priests, the deacons and the extraordinary ministers.

I humbly implore anyone who is sick and considering Mass, to please remember that having a contagious disease is a valid excuse for missing Mass, as stated in the Catechism of the Catholic Church, “The Sunday Eucharist is the foundation and confirmation of all Christian practice. For this reason the faithful are obliged to participate in the Eucharist on days of obligation, unless excused for a serious reason (for example, illness, the care of infants) or dispensed by their own pastor. Those who deliberately fail in this obligation commit a grave sin” (CCC 2181, emphasis added.) but if you feel that you absolutely must be there, then remember to be courteous.

This blogger does an excellent job of summing up the choice of attending Mass…One mother may stay home with a colicky teething nursing infant; another may go to Mass, expecting to stand in the back for much of it, but needing to be present as best she can be. One person battling a winter cold may stay home either for his own sake or for the sake of those fragile parishioners whom he may endanger with his virus; another may feel well enough to go to Mass, but will prudently bow towards those near him instead of shaking their hands at the Sign of Peace. One person with a four-wheel drive vehicle may venture out on uncleared roads in a snowstorm; another may pray at home, aware that the family’s old car in need of new tires isn’t safe under these circumstances. And so long as none of them takes the obligation to attend Mass lightly, or is, as the Catechism says, “deliberately fail(ing)” in the obligation to attend Mass, they needn’t worry about the specifics of their prudential decision. 

If you’re still unsure of whether you should be at Mass, Michelle does an excellent job of what constitutes a reason to miss Mass and she gives common courtesy reminders if you choose to still attend like not shaking hands during the peace offering and not taking the cup at communion.  She explicitly points out that It should go without saying that anyone who is even the slightest bit ill should not be distributing Communion as an extraordinary minister of holy Communion.

One last thought before I come off sounding like a know-it-all lay person. I understand that there are some people that are more crucial to Mass than others and I can imagine extenuating circumstances that might make missing Mass a more difficult decision for someone in charge.  After all, if I stay home to nurse a sick kid or two, chances are no one will miss us that week.  And if I do choose to attend, I can easily avoid shaking hands or sharing germs in other ways like sharing a communion cup.  But it might not be so easy for a priest.  If the priest has to miss Mass, then the congregation may have to miss out completely if there is no one to fill in or they may only be able to celebrate with a communion service.  The priest may feel this unnecessary and therefore he finds himself celebrating Mass.  There are still options available for a sick priest:  He could choose to sit out at communion and allow the deacon and other extraordinary ministers to distribute the Eucharist in order to avoid passing on germs or, as suggested by the USCCB, he could use alcohol based sanitizer.  It seems reasonable to say that deacons and extraordinary ministers should sit out, especially if sanitizer is not available.  And, of course, it goes without saying that just like the rest of the congregation, simple courtesies like covering your mouth and not shaking hands (before and after Mass and at the peace offering) can go a long way.

All in all, it just comes down to showing a little courtesy…share the love, folks, not the germs.

P.S.  A little aside…Joseph did end up getting sick, although most likely he caught it from Katie who showed signs the night after Mass, so it’s probably safe to say that we caught our funk elsewhere and while it was blessedly mild for those two, Andrew was not so lucky.  He’s still hacking away, hunkered down on his little bed, kleenex nearby.  Just goes to show that what’s mild for some is miserable for others.

*Please understand that I am not passing judgement on anyone by posting this…not on the women who choose the pill or the doctors who prescribe it.  I am not here to debate the proper use of medical necessity for artificial hormones (the pill or otherwise).  I am not here to educate you on the pros and cons of artificial methods.  I am simply sharing our journey and the effects of the path we’ve traveled.

If you’re expecting an entire discourse about the pros and cons, medically speaking, of the birth control pill, then look elsewhere.  This isn’t that post.  Nor am I going to write that post.  I am not a doctor and there are so many brilliant medical minds out there, I fully implore you to find one of those brilliant minds with their research and read that.

What I am going to tell you is how NOT taking the pill has affected my marriage, my health and my life.

When Daxson and I first met, I was on the pill.  I had been on it since I was a teen, as an effort to stop heavy, miserable, painful periods.  And it worked.  Beautifully.  I had short, pain-free, light periods during my pill years.  I never questioned it.  My doctor told me that the pill was my option to fix my woes.  Never did I ask for an alternative.  Nor did I ever stop to take into consideration what altering my hormones just might be doing to my teenaged, hormonal body.  I just went with the cultural flow.

Then I met Daxson.  The questioner of all things given.  And he asked why and with what effects and to what purpose and compared to which alternative (what? there was an alternative?!), as well as a host of other questions.  In essence, he made me think.  He expressed concern for my health.  He encouraged me to think about it.  So I did.  And after some heavy thinking and research, (yep, I read all the same articles you have about the detrimental side effects, both long-term and short-term, of the pill) I decided to stop taking the pill.  I imagined the worst.  Terrible, painful periods.  Hormonal shifts.  Acne.  Weight fluctuation.  In actuality, nothing happened except a few blips in what was once a clockwork-like cycle.  A longer cycle here.  A shorter cycle there.  Life went on.  And I felt good about my choice.

Until Daxson and I became engaged.  Then suddenly, family planning became a thought in my mind.  What if we weren’t quite ready for a baby right away?  Or what if we had a baby right away and then we didn’t want another one right away?  Was I destined to have a million kids?  I’d have to start the pill again.  Yes, that had to be the answer.  Or we’d have to use some other form of contraception.  Yikes!  This was serious stuff.  I was thinking physical.

Meanwhile, Daxson was thinking about moral responsibilities.  He was thinking of long-term consequences of choosing artificial hormones such as the pill.  He had a hard time rationalizing why it was okay for him to tell me to put something in my body to prevent a natural fertility cycle.  He began to question the priest about ethical and moral family planning.  We didn’t receive a very sound theological explanation.  We were basically told that while artificial means of contracepting were not morally acceptable, the only option offered to us was this vague thing called natural family planning.  Without further explanation, we assumed that meant the old rhythm method.  We felt a little lost. And everyone we knew was riding along the cultural wave of artificial contraception.  That world was beginning to look mighty fine to us except Daxson was still concerned that the pill wasn’t a safe choice for my health. So we waited and hoped something would lead us to the right answer.  But our options looked bleak.  The old rhythm method (which were were fairly convinced might not work out well since my cycle length seemed to vary) or the host of artificial choices.

Then we were given the option to attend an Engaged Encounter.  So we did.  And there was a brief session on family planning, which was basically a few short remarks and then the host left a DVD on the counter about Natural Family Planning for anyone to watch who was interested.  One other couple lingered behind with us and the four of us sat down to watch the video.  It was fascinating.  There was an entire method for planning families.  Not the old rhythm method.  A real, scientific method to plan a family…naturally, morally and 99% effective.  I had never heard of this before.  NEVER.  And I’d been going church since I was a wee infant.  Let me re-emphasize…I had NEVER heard of this.  Ever.  EVER.

I went to visit our local family planning office, where someone taught me to use the Billings Method.  But my cycles were now beginning to return to their original state…erratic, sometimes heavy, and very painful.  Unfortunately, my cervical mucus wasn’t giving me the confidence that I needed and we were quickly approaching our wedding night.  I needed something I felt confident about if we were going to embark on this unconventional method of family planning.  I was really ready to dismiss the Church’s teaching and hop back on that cultural train headed to artificial hormone-ville.

And then someone, somewhere, mentioned these beautiful words to me:  Sympto-Thermal.  Huh?  What’s that, I wondered.  But the words just sounded like a whisper of hope to my disheartened heart.  It’s a method of family planning that is just as effective as the pill and it uses a cross-check of three fertility signs (almost like a back-up for the back-up!).  It’s based on charting your cervical mucus, your cervix, and your basal body waking temperature.  I knew no one who used the method, so I invested $20 in a book called Taking Charge of Your Fertility and I read that book cover to cover, multiple times.  And I charted.  It was amazing.  I began to see correlations between my health and my hormones and my cycle.  I could actually see the effects that stress and food and other things had on my cycle.  All scientifically charted out.

Then I met my dear friend, Ann.  And she introduced me to a deeper world of Sympto-Thermal.  She introduced me to the moral responsibilities we carry in marriage (there is always beauty and truth in the Church’s teaching, if we just search enough to find the root of the teaching) as well as the world of nutrition in relation to my cycle.  Suddenly, I could see why some of my symptoms were there and I found some simple nutritional fixes for those (other issues weren’t so easily fixed but I have learned that there are ALWAYS options other than the quick-fix that most doctors are ready to prescribe).  Ann and her husband, Steve, used to teach for Couple to Couple League (they now teach for NFPI), so we took a series of classes and we were amazed at how incredibly brilliant the entire thing was.  Not only did they teach the how of NFP, they taught the why.  And I realized, with incredible hindsight, how truly blessed our marriage was because we had chosen Natural Family Planning, instead of an artificial method.  I discovered the beauty in the Church’s stand against artificial contraception and for more reasons than meets the eye.  It’s like the ten commandments…it’s not meant to place a burden on us, it’s meant to give us freedom…freedom that can only come from accepting God’s goodness, love and mercy.

So now you’re still left wondering…just how has NOT taking the pill affected my marriage, my health and my life?  Let’s start with my marriage.  It’s apparent in little ways.  Like the underlying presence of respect.  Daxson respects my body and my fertility.  Did you get that?  He respects my fertility.  Not just my body.  Lots of men respect women’s bodies, but their fertility?  Most just want the pregnancy issue to disappear so that a healthy sex life remains.  But seeing as how my fertility is what makes me a woman, it’s a pretty vital component to my core.  A component that I don’t want to hide from nor do I want to feel like it’s anything less than the miracle it truly is.  Never once did Daxson try to bury that part of who I am beneath artificial hormones.  Instead we follow the rhythm of fertility, abstaining during times of fertility when we aren’t ready to conceive.  Also, Daxson argued that if he didn’t want to put an artificial hormone in his body, why should I put one in mine?  Considering that all of the 99% effective methods of artificial contraception use hormones (aside from vasectomy and tubal ligation, which would seriously hinder our family making ability!), that seems like a valid argument in and of itself.  Also, in times of avoidance, it’s made us appreciate each other in different ways (yep, gentlemen, sex isn’t the only way to show your lady you love her).  Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder…oh, wait, that’s supposed to be absence…well abstinence works just fine there, too.  And of course, it’s made making babies a whole lot of fun.

As for my health?  As already mentioned, charting has made some health issues clear.  Charting has helped in various ways throughout the years.  It helped us avoid while we tried to figure out the whole “we’re married, now how in the world do we live together?” time of our marriage.  It was so simple to decide to conceive…no going off hormones, just a quick flip of the rules. It helped in the ambiguous time after I miscarried.  It’s helped make the transition to being fertile while nursing.  It’s helped us conceive.  It’s helped us avoid.  It’s given us peace of mind in ways that I think I take for granted…no worries about what I’m putting into my body, no worries about accidentally forgetting a pill.  Recently, I battled with a lot of anxiety and panic related issues.  My family doctor strongly encouraged me to take an anti-depressant.  I firmly refused and showed him my chart and the clear correlation between my hormones and my anxiety.  He suggested the pill as a choice and I chose to wait it out to see if maybe once I stopped nursing as often, perhaps things would settle down.  But at least I know when to expect the anxiety and that helps me deal with it.  I have confidence in where I am in my cycle and what that means for my fertility.

And as for my life?  I have four amazing, PLANNED children.  I have a husband that respects and loves me.  I have my dignity.  I am defined by my femininity and my fertility.  In my little corner of the world, where my vocation is being a wife and a mother, it doesn’t get any better than that.

An interview with William

First question’s pretty basic…what’s your name and age? “William, but I like to be called Billy and I’m five.”

What’s your favorite color?  “Orange and black and blue.”  Blue, really? “Yep, and red.  Purple when I found out Nabbit was good in Luigi Bros and red is because Mario is red.  And orange and blue is from Dusty (in Disney Planes) and well, black.  I just naturally like that.”

What’s your favorite book?  “Mario Bros Wii U Guide.”  Do you have a favorite storybook?  “Billy and Blaze.  I like the pony named Blaze.”

Do you have a favorite sport?  “Of course.  Football.  Basketball.  Baseball.  Now I have three favorites.”

What’s your favorite fruit?  “Raspberries.  Why did you ask?”  I guess I should have known that.

What’s your favorite vegetable?  (A long pause).  Red peppers?  “Oh yea, I just didn’t know if that was a vegetable.”  Yea, that is kind of confusing…is it a fruit or a vegetable?

What’s your favorite thing to do?  “Play the Wii U.”  Anything else?  “Go to the beach!”

What kind of things do you pray for?  “A new baby sister and a new baby brother.”

What’s your favorite thing to do with Mommy?  “If I had a choice, I’d do school.”

What’s your favorite thing to do with Daddy?  “Play getcha baby!”

How do you know we love you?  “Because you make food for me and you read to me and give me extra time on the Wii U.”  Joseph asked, ‘How do you know that God loves you?’  “Because he made this beautiful world for me.”

Anything else you’d like to tell us for this interview:  “Like what?”  Maybe you could describe yourself.  “I have very frizzy hair.”  Hmm, any adjectives that you can think of that describe you?  “I am very handsome, energetic, fun, and creative!  Oh and I can do cartwheels!”  You are awesome!

An interview with Joseph

First question’s pretty basic…what’s your name and age?  “My age is 7 and my name is Joseph.”

What’s your favorite color?  “That’s easy.  Red.”

What’s your favorite book?  “Definitely Beast Quest.”  Any particular Beast Quest?  “Trema, the Earth Lord, Book 29.”  Wow, that’s impressive that you even knew the book number.  “Well I memorize Beast Quests.”  All of them?  “Uhh, most of them.”  What’s so exciting about Beast Quest?  “Well, I like how Tom is fighting all the beasts.”  Do you ever pretend you’re Tom?  “Ohhh, yea, lots of times.”  Tell me about it.  “About what?”  Pretending to be Tom.  “Well, I got this cool sword and shield for Christmas.  I use it to pretend I’m Tom.  Then I make one of my brothers pretend to be the beast and I fight them.”  Do you always win?  “Uh, yes, because I tell the brothers kind of what happens in the book and then we act it out and then of course I win.  I don’t tell them that Tom wins in the end, but I tell them how to prepare to battle me.  Tom always wins.”

Do you have a favorite sport?  “Yes, I love baseball.  One time I played it with Daddy and he made a big baseball board on the driveway and we had to run on it.  It had first base, second base, third base and home.  I call home fourth base, though.  When it was my turn to be the batter, I hit the ball and then I ran.”  (he acts out the entire thing) “If I got to a base, Daddy couldn’t touch me.  If he caught me before the base, though, well then I was supposed to lose something, but I forgot what that was.  It was a lot of fun.  It’s my new favorite sport.  At first tennis was, but then I had never played baseball, but now that I’ve played baseball, my favorite is definitely baseball.”

What’s your favorite fruit?  “Blueberries.”

What’s your favorite vegetable?  “My favorite vegetable…well, that’s a little bit hard for me because I’ve got a lot of favorites.  I guess I’d say red pepper.  It’s so good.  Yep, that’s one of my favorites.”

What’s your favorite thing to do?  “Um, I like to play or sit on the couch and read a good book.  Like Beast Quest.”  When you play, what do you like to play?  “I like to play with my brothers.  I like to play on the tire swing with Roo and act out Mario Bros with William.  I like to bounce on the slackers.  I actually like to do a lot of things.”  (this whole interview is being done while he’s walking around the room in circles)

Do you like having a little sister?  “Oh yes, it’s fun, really.  We like to do a lot of things together like play with her babies.  I pretend I’m the daddy and she pretends she’s the mommy.”

What kind of things do you pray for?  “I pray for Mommy to not lose her temper when she’s on the Whole30, you know, stuff like that.”  Have you ever had a prayer answered?  “Yea, one time I asked for a baby sister…I just kept praying…and then Katie came!”

What’s your favorite thing to do with Mommy?  “Well, I love snuggling and I like doing Grammar with you.”

What’s your favorite thing to do with Daddy?  “Um, I like to…”  (thinking, with his thumbnail in his mouth) “there are so many things!  Oh, I got it…I like to do Little Bear but not when he bends down or gallops.”  (Little Bear is a game they play right before bed, based on Richard Scarry’s story about Little Bear…Daxson takes each of the kids, “little bear,” on a piggyback ride and pretends he doesn’t know where they are and they go searching around the house…Dax is known for bending down with a “little bear” on his back to search under beds and beneath furniture.)

How do you know we love you?  “Because you do so many nice things for me!”  Aww, you noticed!  “And because you’re always snuggling at night…you don’t just put the babies down for bed and then go to sleep yourself.  You actually take time out of your bed time to come and snuggle us.  That’s love.”  Yes, my darling, it is!